I love it! A great feature of quirky and entertaining nuggets on McSweeney’s entitled ‘Open Letters to People or Entities who are Unlikely to Respond’. The main index page is here.

An Open Letter to My Across-the-Street Neighbor Who Always Does His Yard Work in His Scrubs

Dear Neighbor,

Yes, I know you’re a doctor—well, OK, almost a doctor. We all know you’re almost a doctor. And I promise, on behalf of all of us on the block, we won’t forget that you’re almost a doctor. So, if you want to just wear ordinary clothes like the rest of us while doing your weekend mowing, watering, weeding, etc., go right ahead. It’s fine. Really. We won’t forget.

Sincerely,
The guy in the yellow house