- Women love a Sean Connery impersonation
- Some friends you eventually out grow
- A middle child is the one that either divides a family or keeps it together
- There once was a point to professional wrestling
- Once a mistake has happened, there is no sense dwelling over it // What’s done is done. Fix it and/or just move on.
- Discretion is a lost art form
- There is no such thing as good customer service
- Hotels are one of life’s most underappreciated/unused resources:
need a clean bathroom, find a hotel; want information, find a hotel;
need something like a safety pin, pen or breath mint, find a hotel.
- There is no shame in knowing how to make a cheesecake
- You’ll know that she loves you, even before she says it for the first time
- Green onions make grilled cheese taste seven times as good
- Mary Hart was born in 1950

(this page is inspired by the Esquire magazine segment)